Bisexuality as in bi, as in two, as in you get to have your sexuality picked apart in two worlds, the hetero world and the queer world, it’s great
- John green: *uses and defends transphobic and transmisogynistic language and then never (to my knowledge) apologizes for it*
- Anon: you're transphobic trash
- John green: I'm gonna be an asshole and correct you on your grammar then tell you how much it hurts that you call me trash.
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
I believe expensive scientific research is the only way to determine whether or not The New York Times actuallyexists. Honestly, I’ve been a bit skeptical myself.
I know they say they’re a web page now. But how do you really know? It’s probably just a phase. They’re only doing it for attention.
OMG I heard they have an app now, they just can’t make up their minds! You’re either a newspaper or a website there’s no need to be such a special snowflake jfc
They say they’re a newspaper despite the fact that obviously their main activity is writing news on paper!
the next time he
points out the
hair on your legs is
growing back remind
that boy your body
is not his home
he is a guest.
warn him to